May I borrow your pen

We all have them co-workers, friends anyone who
needs to borrow a pen they pick up use it and walk off,
Neatorama and Tabitha White of Card jackers have
come up with the perfect solution, pens that no one would
like to borrow. The slogans read:

From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days.
Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998 Shecky The Clown

Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions.
Don’t forget Shecky’s dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it.

Electrolysis Is Us
The first name in unwanted hair removal.
Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas.

Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology
Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main
(please use rear entrance)

Van Nuys Center for Cosmetic Surgery
Specializing in difficult gender reassignments.

Verdant Fields Nudiest Camp
Get in touch with your OUTER self!
Enjoy ping pong, volleyball and our famous bottomless buffet.

Stuffed with Love Taxidermy
No pet too small – give us a call!
(ask about our goldfish and turtle discount)

Howie’s House of Hair
From barely there to awesome hair in just one hour.
What a brilliant idea, find out more here.